Jogging Music
When I jog, I listen to music on my Walkman MP3 player. This morning, I was listening to Simon and Garfunkel.
I realized that their song "Feeling Groovy" is bad for joggers because the first words of the song are, "Slow down, you move too fast."
So I stopped jogging.
That's a joke. I ran for about 4 kilometers this morning.
Slowly.